10 Demotivational Quotes That Will Make You Smile

Here’s a collection of 10 demotivational quotes. We can call them anti motivational quotes as well as motivational quotes for pessimists. In a way, they are funny quotes too!

1. “Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.” – Marion G. Harmon

2. “Just because we accept you as you are doesn’t mean we’ve abandoned hope you’ll improve.”

3. “Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so… maybe calm down.”

4. “Idiocy – never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

5. “If life doesn’t break you today, don’t worry. It will try again tomorrow.”

6. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” – Alan Dundes

7. “People who say they’ll give 110% don’t understand how percentages work.”

8. “A thousand-mile journey starts with one step. Then again, so does falling in a ditch and breaking your neck.”

9. “If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments”

10. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein

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