“My nephew, 12 weeks going on 63 years.”
“My friend looks like a 40-year-old man in his baby picture.”
“When someone says you look like a 60-year-old baby”
“Middle-aged 1-month-old”
“The look my grandpa gives me when I try to explain what a ‘selfie’ is.”
“Grandma has been grandma since birth.”
“My son is only 5 days old and already had seen too much.”
