At 2 Days Old, My Daughter Has Perfected The “Are They Using My Driveway To Turn Around?” Look

My Son. Birth Certificate Says 1 Week, But The Forehead Wrinkles Say Your 80-Year-Old Grandfather

This Baby Looks Like He’s Ready To Pour You A Pint At His Pub
Time To Change What?
My Son Used To Look Like Danny Devito
This Baby Looks Like An Old Irish Man

He’s seen the world. He is not impressed.
