“The diamond in my ring fell out today. It came with a 10-year workmanship guarantee. Yesterday was our tenth wedding anniversary.”
When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster
It Was A Great Day Till This Moment
“Didn’t realize one of my glove fingers broke until I was done dyeing my hair.”
Well Sh*t
Unlucky Parking
“I asked to have it edged up so my bangs would be straight. They proceeded to cut all my bangs off and my entire widows peak…”
