’’My 6-year-old son had been asking me over and over, ’Do you need to go to the bathroom?’ and I just found out why.’’

’’My son said to my wife: ’Mommy, let’s play army guys. You can be this guy because he’s vacuuming.’”

’’My 3-year-old made me run up the stairs after yelling, ’Dada! There’s a sea of water on the counter!’”

’’My 4-year-old thinks he’s a ninja, he absolutely thinks he’s completely invisible in front of our black appliances.’’

’’Our dog peed on our new couch. My 6-year-old daughter documented the events, including my reaction.’’

’’My daughter looks like a mom that regrets all her life decisions.’’

“When your 3-year-old tells the man at McDonald’s that his pants are falling down”
