Lost My Kid In Target. Found Him Here
This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal
“He didn’t want his shoes to get wet, so he put paper bags on his feet and waded into the ocean.”
“The way my daughter ’locked up’ her brand new bike”
“My 2-year-old put crayons in the dishwasher. There’s no coming back from that.”
“My friend’s son struggling to pick up a book”
“My 4-year-old wouldn’t finish her dumpling because bites were already taken out of it. She’s the one who took the bites.”
