“My toddler was asked to feed the cat.”
“My 4-year-old thinks he’s a ninja, so my wife took a ‘before’ picture and showed him. He absolutely thinks he’s completely invisible in front of our black appliances.”
“Bread, anyone?”
“My 6-year-old looked at me all serious and said, ’Mom, can I Lion King the baby?’ This is what ensued.”
“We went to the beach to find shark teeth, so when my daughter yelled, ’I found teeth!’ this was the last thing I was expecting.”
“My niece discovered the cat door today.”
“I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.”
