“My toddler was asked to feed the cat.”

“My 4-year-old thinks he’s a ninja, so my wife took a ‘before’ picture and showed him. He absolutely thinks he’s completely invisible in front of our black appliances.”

“Bread, anyone?”

“My 6-year-old looked at me all serious and said, ’Mom, can I Lion King the baby?’ This is what ensued.”

“We went to the beach to find shark teeth, so when my daughter yelled, ’I found teeth!’ this was the last thing I was expecting.”

“My niece discovered the cat door today.”

“I’m used to my impatient toddler stalking me through the bathroom door, but this took it to a much creepier level.”
