“I often noticed when I went to Japan that the goods looked exactly like what was on the packaging there.”

Otterly Impressive Birthday Cake From My Mom

My Daughter Begged Me To Show Her A Planet Through Her Toy Telescope. Expected Failure, But Found Jupiter And All 4 Moons. Mindblown

Ordered The Blanket From A Sketchy Seeming Website. They Nailed It

Opened The Box To Assemble A New Office Desk & Expected A Big Headache. Was Pleasantly Surprised

“Exactly what I expected!”

“I bought some suspiciously perfect bananas yesterday.”
