“Not only did Grandpa already have this shirt, but he was also wearing it when he unwrapped it.”
“After A Few Weeks, I Returned To My Apartment”
“Sunk my 4-wheeler while looking for my phone that also sunk.”
“A bottle of sweet and sour sauce exploded in my bag.”
“Mother Nature decided that this BMW should be a convertible.”
“Flew 13 hours to Hawaii to see Volcanoes National Park.”
“I’m a solar roofer, and we are required to wear gloves while we work. It’s only May.”
