“Which haircut do you want, sir?”
“Well, you know that moment when you pour milk into your coffee?”
“I’m in a ratty mood today. I want my hair to reflect that.”
“Style me something no one else has.”
“Sculpt me horns.”
“I’ll have the SpongeBob house, please.”
“What kind of cut do you want?”
“I don’t carrot all.”
“Lemme get that barcode, fam.”
