Trying to push down every colour at once with one of these pens:

Constantly snapping that extra bit of plastic off your pen or pencil

An overwhelming desire to pop that strangely tight plastic

Being a proud owner of the world’s smallest pencil

Putting needles through the skin on your fingertip for absolutely no reason

Running your finger along the groove in the wall at school

Stabbing your rubber all over with a pencil like some kind of eraser killer

Singing into one of these and genuinely believing you were better than Michael Jackson
