Trying to push down every colour at once with one of these pens:
Constantly snapping that extra bit of plastic off your pen or pencil
An overwhelming desire to pop that strangely tight plastic
Being a proud owner of the world’s smallest pencil
Putting needles through the skin on your fingertip for absolutely no reason
Running your finger along the groove in the wall at school
Stabbing your rubber all over with a pencil like some kind of eraser killer
Singing into one of these and genuinely believing you were better than Michael Jackson
