“Spilled coffee plus Crocs plus socks”
It will suck when she wakes up
“I went to show my bunny the forest. It sounded better in my head.”
“I might have made a huge mistake.”
“I tried to save a few trees and bought a silicone ‘cotton swab.’ Guess who’s at urgent care because the other end is stuck in his ear?”
“I sank my 4-wheeler while looking for my phone that also sank.”
“I appreciate your attempt to clean, my random party guest, but wooden cutting boards do not go in the dishwasher.”
“I forgot my plastic spatula in the oven while heating up my lasagna.”
