She Wanted Ravioli For Dinner

The Golden Gate Bridge Isn’t Actually Golden

He Wants To Get On The Bus. The Bus On The TV

We Wouldn’t Let Him Swim In The Sea. He Can’t Swim & Its 6 Degrees

I ‘Refused’ To Switch The Sun Off So His Pumpkin Could Light Up

The Face Of Someone Who’s Mom Wouldn’t Let Him Hold His Own Poop In His Hands

I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat A Battery For Breakfast….
