If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears
Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out
Don’t Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids
If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3
Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You’re Having A Shitty Evening
Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later
